Ladies and gentlemen, welcome again to another exciting match-up here in the squared circle! For your entertainment tonight we have a very special Battle of the Clowns!

In this corner, direct from Springfield, it's Krusty the Klown! And in this corner, taking a vacation day from the Chicken Shack/Museum of Monsters and Madmen, it's Captain Spaulding! And I do believe he's brought some of his Special Recipe Chicken with him. If that's not enough for you, as Guest Referee tonight, we have the one and only Flava Flav!

And there's the bell for round one! Looks like Krusty is starting things off with some cartwheels, while Capt. Spaulding finishes his drumstick...

...Krusty has taken an offensive position in this match, as he leaps into the arms of our Referee Flava Flav...

And Krusty has knocked off the hat of Referee Flava Flav! Krusty's hilarious attack continues, with an amusing cartwheel right around Captain Spaulding....(though I don't thing Spaulding is amused...)

...and around to the front of the ring! The crowd is really fired up by Krusty's antics!

...Krusty is now kicking Referee Flava Flav's hat back up to him, using his giant goofy shoes... while Captain Spaulding has put down his chicken and appears to be reaching for something outside the ring...

OH MY GOD HE'S GOT A SHOTGUN!! Referee Flava Flav has hit the deck --

OH DEAR GOD NO

I think Captain Spaulding has left no doubt as to who the winner of this match is, ladies and gentlemen....

Referee Flava Flav has confirmed the kill, and Captain Spaulding is our winner ladies and gentlemen!

Thanks everyone for joining us tonight, and thanks to all of our sponsors. Special thanks to guest Referee Flava Flav for an outstanding job refereeing tonight's match.

Be sure to tune in next time for another exciting match! All knit dolls based on Knit.1 Spring/Summer pattern for robot keychains.

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