Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another matchup here in the squared circle! Tonight we are fortunate to have returning champion Dee Snider against newcomer Skeletor, who is accompanied to the ring by his manager Double Pennie. Our guest referee for tonight's matchup is none other than Captain James T. Kirk!

Looks like they're anxious to start, so let's get down to the ring.

There's the opening bell, and Skeletor is diving out of the ring! Dee is right behind him, hoping to grab him before he gets out...

And now Skeletor has taken refuge behind his manager, Double Pennie.

Referee Captain Kirk is insisting that Skeletor return to the ring, or he will be disqualified. Referee Captain Kirk has begun the count, 1...2...3...4...

Skeletor has returned to the ring, while Referee Kirk has made his way over to Double Pennie. He must have something important to discuss with her. Dee Snider is mopping up the mat with Skeletor's face, while Referee Captain Kirk is giving Double Pennie what appears to be his phone number...

Dee Snider is now chewing on the leg of Skeletor like it's a T-bone steak! Double Pennie has dropped her hanky, and Referee Captain Kirk is helpfully bending down to pick it up. Now Pennie is removing something from her bustier...

It's a Havoc Staff!! OH DEAR GOD N—

Are we still on the air?? I'm getting confirmation that everything seems to be in order, except –

Ladies and gentlemen, Dee Snider has been reduced to a grease spot in the center of the ring! Skeletor has been blown into the ropes, shaken but otherwise apparently unharmed.

Skeletor is looking for the three count from Referee Captain Kirk, who is busy giving Double Pennie his hotel key...

There's the final bell, ladies and gentlemen, and Skeletor is our champion tonight!! Thanks to everyone for coming, thanks to our sponsors, and special thanks to our guest referee Captain James T. Kirk. Tune in next time for more wrestling action from our superstars.

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